 | Top 10 ThingsI Didn't Do This School Year!
- 10. I didn't eat any contaminated beef.
- 9. I didn't have to be evacuated from any place.
- 8. I didn't get a computer virus.
- 7. I didn't get a social disease.
- 6. I didn't get involved in a high-speed police chase.
- 5. I didn't end up the object of road rage.
- 4. I didn't get sent to rehab.
- 3. I did not consider a future in food service.
- 2. I didn't get accused ofpublic indecency,
cheating, tagging, shoplifting, carjacking, drunk driving, rioting, or substance abusing.
- And the #1 thing I did NOT do...
I did NOT fail...
to enjoy it!
All in all, a pretty good year!
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